The Statement Hoodie - Don't Ask Me for Life Advice. You'll End Up With a New Dog.

The Statement Hoodie - Don't Ask Me for Life Advice. You'll End Up With a New Dog.

S / Black / Front Only
$99.00 AUD
Sale price  $99.00 AUD Regular price 
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The Statement Hoodie - Don't Ask Me for Life Advice. You'll End Up With a New Dog.

The Statement Hoodie - Don't Ask Me for Life Advice. You'll End Up With a New Dog.

$99.00 AUD
Sale price  $99.00 AUD Regular price 

Technically a warning. Practically a flex. If your version of fixing someone's problems involves meeting a dog, you already know this is yours. Wear it. Own it.

Available in four colours: Brown (butter print), Black (white print), Clay (white), and Butter (navy blue print). 

Front print only. 

Size
Colour
Back PrintFront Only

Made to order, printed fresh for you. Ships in 7 business days.

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Product Details

Mid-weight hoodie. Relaxed fit.

Care & Maintenance

Cold wash · Inside out · Gentle cycle
Hang to dry · Low iron if needed · Never iron the print. 100% cotton · DTG printed · Wash with care and it'll last.

Natural colour may have slight fabric flecks — this is a feature of the undyed cotton, not a fault.

Size & Fit

S (Chest 57 Length 70.5)
M (Chest 60 Length 73)
L (Chest 63 Lenght 75.5)
XL (Chest 66 Lenght 78)

Measurements in cm (centimetres) +/-2.5cm. If in between sizes or unsure, we recommend to size up.

Sizing Guide
Follow these steps to measure your favourite shirt and find the perfect fit:

  1. Place the garment on a flat surface
  2. Measure armpit to armpit for chest width
  3. Measure top shoulder seam to bottom hem for body length
THE CLUB FUND

$1 from this order goes to Australian dog rescue.

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The Statement Hoodie - Don't Ask Me for Life Advice. You'll End Up With a New Dog.

The Statement Hoodie - Don't Ask Me for Life Advice. You'll End Up With a New Dog.